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These are some lies we made up about Boonville.
A lady devoid of a head has every now and then been seen in a clothing store in the Boonville vicinity. It's been declared that this precise spirit may be a recognized days gone by resident of Boonville. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that is better not upset.
The phantom of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck is now and then seen swallowing blood from a cup in John Dobson Home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very scary ghost is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions at Arnie Shore Lake Dam late in the night taking in the view. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a person who used to reside here in Boonville.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a large mustache and an eye patch may now and then be seen trying on a shirt in a Boonville trailer.
An alien from the cosmos was spotted fly fishing from the shore of
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Fairview Wildlife after midnight.
An enormous gila monster appeared throwing pebbles into the water at Ararat River late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was witnessed crawling up from a drain hole on a Boonville street at midnight.
An martian vacationer from outer space showed up snooping in mailboxes after
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midnight in Boonville.
Ferdinand Magellan was seen in a Boonville secondary school at midnight walking the hallways.
A space man from another planet was made out gazing outside Hanging Rock State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Boonville
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Ghost Sightings From Boonville
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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