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These are some lies we made up about Boone.
An ET may regularly be noticed traveling on a llama along a road near Boone.
An alien traveler from deep space can be seen very often striding through a trailer close to Boone.
A dark snake that shape-shifted into a female has every now and then been witnessed at a public phone in Boone using the phone. Whatever folks exclaim, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The Abominable Snowman is from time to time distinguished in the early morning hours examining Buckeye Gap in detail.
A space alien from the cosmos has supposedly been made out on numerous instances trying to locate something at A S U Dam in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan seal may from time to time be observed in a rubber raft on A S U Lake sniveling.
The spirit of a young-looking woman dressed as a house keeper has regularly been distinguished staggering through a Boone vicinity cemetery.
The martian navigator of an unidentified
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flying object is regularly perceived struggling to grip something next to a desolate road in the vicinity of Boone on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is known to have been seen on many occasions hurling chunks of concrete into the stream at Aho Branch before sunrise. One thing's for sure, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost
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that should be let alone.
A chilling being may often be noticed hiding a corpse by a large boulder in Blowing Rock City Park in the early morning hours.
A space man from the Moon may be distinguished time and again by White Pine Cliffs frightening people.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been noticed standing by a wild road near Boone.
A space alien is sometimes witnessed pointing at the viewer up on the top of Baird Mountain.
The alien commander of a flying saucer is rumored to have been spotted on several instances mounted on a moped on a gloomy highway near Boone.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system can every now and then be made out in a Boone home.
A large terrifying monster was observed at the entrance to Lake James State Park throwing boulders.
An alien from another galaxy emerged walking by a wild highway near Boone.
The ghost of a steel-miner was seen showing up in a restroom mirror. Panic stricken by the bystanders the
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ghost departed into the darkness. Well, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Boone
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Ghost Sightings From Boone
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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