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These are some lies we made up about Boomer.
An martian explorer from another solar system came into view in a Boomer area supermarket, staggering the aisles.
A gargantuan anteater was seen seated at a table in a Boomer residence heaving pebbles.
A space man from planet Venus has repeatedly been perceived looking at the water by Holly Farms Lagoon Dam after midnight.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is regularly seen drifting along on Bee Branch late at night.
A space man from another solar system has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions slurping blood from a jar in Cub Creek Park after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Boomer
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Ghost Sightings From Boomer
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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