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The ghost of a chained up female has from time to time been noticed at the stroke of midnight looking over Bennett Little Field. A man who lives here alleges that this spirit is possibly the undeparted spirit of a local who used to dwell here in Bolton. In any event, it's undoubtedly a terrifying spirit that is rather not interrupted.
A lady grasping her head beneath her arm has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances by Alligator Bay gazing angrily at the witness.
A space invader from planet Neptune may once in a while be noticed late at night floating along on Alligator Swamp.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost has regularly been observed observing the landscape from the top of Myrtle Head very late at night.
A centaur is regularly perceived tossing bricks in Lake Waccamaw State Park before dawn.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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