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These are some lies we made up about Bolivia.
A colossal addax was witnessed sniveling by Boggy Branch.
The spirit of a guy holding a sword was witnessed in Beaverdam Bay late in the night struggling to dump a cadaver. This precise ghost has been witnessed very often in this place. People allege that this ghost may perhaps be a well-known yesteryear local of Bolivia.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has regularly been made out at Eastern Bend at the stroke of midnight looking down into the water.
A space man from the cosmos is often seen before sunrise looking at Mercer Cut.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nose is known to have been spotted on many occasions sitting in a beanbag in an apartment close to Bolivia.
An extraterrestrial can often be distinguished before dawn running after a passing car on a dark road near Bolivia.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object can be observed time and again trimming bushes in the back garden of an apartment in Bolivia.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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