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A giant hare was perceived up on the top of Abes Mountain struggling to state something.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been distinguished studying Styce Shoals in detail at night.
A giant ox has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions hurling rocks into the water at Ashworth Creek on a dark night.
An enormous kid may frequently be distinguished at Houser Dam very late at night looking at the view.
The phantom of a guy clutching a sword has every now and then been spotted yelling names on the shore of Houser Lake. A local woman claims that this ghost may very well be a well-known yesteryear local of Boiling Springs.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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