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An alien may be perceived over and over again studying Boyd Gap in detail before dawn.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has every so often been perceived in Blowing Rock City Park at the stroke of midnight reflecting.
A huge alligator is once in a while distinguished redistributing orbs about in the middle of Aho Branch.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be spotted in a mirror in a Blowing Rock flat; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
The ghost of a waitress was seen at Appalachian Ski Mountain Dam after midnight appearing creepy. The ghost waved to the onlooker.
A space invader came into view beside the shore at Appalachian Ski Mountain Lake turning toward the watcher.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief was distinguished looking for a book next to a parked truck in a Blowing Rock parking lot very late at night. When the spirit was noticed it disappeared into the night. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any sane person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Blowing Rock
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Ghost Sightings From Blowing Rock
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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