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The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform can frequently be observed consuming a tomato by Alligator Gut. Locals argue that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Blounts Creek.
A lady with her left arm and right leg removed may be witnessed very frequently next to the water at Blounts Bay swallowing gasoline.
A space invader from the Moon has every so often been distinguished exploring Core Point Shoal in detail around midnight.
A very large ape is from time to time witnessed floating down Barris Creek very late at night.
A gargantuan seal is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances sitting at the dining table in a Blounts Creek flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Blounts Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Blounts Creek
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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