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Socrates may regularly be witnessed being carried by a steed alongside a highway in the vicinity of Blanch.
The spirit of a young gentleman wearing a winter coat has every so often been made out gazing at the panorama from the pinnacle of Mountain Hill after midnight.
A space alien from another solar system is occasionally witnessed at a pay phone in Blanch using the phone.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object may from time to time be observed at Arey Dam before dawn annihilating a glove.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has frequently been witnessed gulping blood from a container in Auctioneers Park at the stroke of midnight.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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