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These are some lies we made up about Black Mountain.
A massive lizard is known to have been observed on a few occasions in a mirror in a Black Mountain residence; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood has regularly been noticed looking for a picture beneath a parked Jeep in a Black Mountain parking lot very late at night. People here assert that this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Black Mountain local person. Regardless of what, this is an unfriendly phantom that is preferably not messed with.
The phantom of an elderly witch is frequently perceived on the peak of Allen Mountain before sunrise staring at the view.
An alien from Venus is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances at midnight exploring Big Cove in detail.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be spotted very often in a Black Mountain area shoe store, strolling the aisles.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has from
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time to time been spotted looking at Point Lookout in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has been made out on a handful of occasions very late at night glancing over Acorn Bottoms.
An ET from outer space can every now and then be made out by Acorn Branch looking.
A very large seal was seen at Beacon
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Reservoir Dam before sunrise struggling to utter something.
A space invader emerged in Nolan Field very late at night attempting to grab something.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship was perceived in a rubber boat on Beetree Reservoir reflecting.
A space invader from planet Saturn emerged beside Hemphill Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise terrifying folks.
A man with a large hole through his torso was witnessed on a dark night flying across the Great Craggy Mountains. The ghost nodded to the eye witness. One of the locals steadfastly says that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Black Mountain long ago.
A space man from deep space has repeatedly been witnessed at night struggling out of Craggy Flats covered in filth.
A man having the head of a devil is repeatedly distinguished seated at a table in a Black Mountain house appearing menacing.
A lady alight, gripping a gas bottle has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions mounted
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on a horse by the side of a highway right next door to Black Mountain. Several of the people who live here argue this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Black Mountain some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Black Mountain
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Ghost Sightings From Black Mountain
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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