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These are some lies we made up about Black Creek.
Leonardo da Vinci came into sight relaxing on the floor in a mobile home in Black Creek.
An alien was perceived pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Fleming Stadium around midnight.
A headless man was seen striding from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Black Creek residential road. Other sightings of this ghost have been described. Either way, this is an unlikable ghost that should be left alone.
A massive lemur has frequently been made out demolishing a book in the center of Aycock Swamp.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system is often made out fishing from the water's edge of Toisnot Reservoir before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Black Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Black Creek
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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