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A chilling skeleton is often witnessed at a pay phone in Beulaville talking on the telephone. According to the folks who live here, this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Beulaville long ago.
A gargantuan donkey may repeatedly be observed smoking a pipe in Big Branch.
A space alien from another world can be spotted frequently reading a tabloid by Goshen Swamp.
Count Dracula has once in a while been witnessed staggering through a Beulaville neighborhood graveyard.
A shining human form is from time to time seen weeping by the side of a desolate road near Beulaville at night. Lots of folks who live here allege this ghost may perhaps be a well-known old days native of Beulaville.
A massive roebuck has been said to have been made out on many occasions staying in an empty house in Beulaville.
A large frightening ogre can sometimes be distinguished struggling to state something quite near Cliffs of the Neuse State
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The ghost of a young man having on a rain coat has frequently been observed mounted on a bike on a gloomy highway outside Beulaville.
A space invader is often distinguished in a Beulaville mobile home.
A gigantic mouse is rumored to have been observed on many instances appearing in a washroom mirror.
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Bach can repeatedly be made out sitting on the floor in a flat right next door to Beulaville.
A decapitated man may be witnessed often before sunrise rushing after a passing Buick on a murky road outside Beulaville.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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