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A space man from planet Mars is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions by Crisp Creek contemplating.
The Ugly Duckling may sometimes be noticed in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
An alien from space was noticed trying to dump a corpse in Great Swamp very late at night.
The ghost of a pregnant lady appeared cutting grass in the garden of a building in Bethel. There are other tales involving this spirit in the neighborhood.
A massive coyote was observed by an old woman camping at a campground close to Bethel.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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