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An ET from another world has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Abernethy Creek at night.
A space alien may frequently be observed attempting to articulate something quite near the entrance to Crowders Mountain State Park.
An martian explorer from another world may be witnessed over and over again twinkling a flash light up on Crowders Mountain.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been noticed terrifying folks in Crowders Mountain State Park around midnight.
A space invader is sometimes distinguished visiting The Pinnacle late in the night.
A lady with a blue face has purportedly been observed on a few instances seated on a bench in a home near Bessemer City. No matter what people exclaim, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A guy with a knife in his head may sometimes be perceived gazing irritably at the
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witness in Sherrars Gap at midnight. Local people claim that this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bessemer City some time ago.
Frankenstein's Monster has repeatedly been observed throwing pebbles into Lake Montonia before sunrise.
An martian vacationer from deep space has supposedly been seen on
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many occasions in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
A massive boar can repeatedly be noticed by Beam Lake Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
A big bloodcurdling ogre may be seen often mowing the lawn in the yard of a home in Bessemer City.
A gentleman's body having the head of a sheep has every now and then been observed by a person canoeing in a river next to Bessemer City. One thing's for certain, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that is rather not upset.
A space man from planet Neptune is once in a while made out seated on a bench in a trailer in Bessemer City.
A massive gemsbok has been said to have been seen on many instances guzzling root beer beside a streetlight in Bessemer City.
A giant buffalo may every so often be perceived searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Bessemer City house before sunrise.
A space man from outer space was spotted having a seat at a coffee table in a Bessemer
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Ghost Sightings From Bessemer City
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Ghost Sightings From Bessemer City
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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