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These are some lies we made up about Benson.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes may be seen over and over again drinking fuel from a pump at a refueling station in Benson. Several people declare this ghost loves frightening foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Benson.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been made out by G R Barbour Pond Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
An enormous ape is every so often made out before dawn staring across The Dismal.
An alien tourist from the cosmos has allegedly been perceived on a few instances chucking boulders into the flowing water at Beaverdam Swamp at night.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has often been witnessed in Little Dismal Swamp at the stroke of midnight struggling to dump a dead body.
A space man from deep space has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions covering a body by a big boulder in Tyler Park at night.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her heart may
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often be noticed verbalizing into the night as if someone besides was there.
A woman with the head of a devil can be observed often looking through apartment windows in Benson before sunrise. No matter what, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head absent
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is every now and then noticed going through trash container on a Benson avenue. It has been alleged that this precise ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Benson some time ago.
A sphinx is known to have been distinguished on several occasions on a Benson avenue late at night.
A huge baboon may sometimes be perceived calling names of people near Jones Lake State Park.
An alien was spotted floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Benson.
The alien pilot of a UFO appeared in a supermarket in the Benson vicinity.
A space alien from planet Pluto came into sight climbing out of a drain hole on a Benson avenue at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was witnessed performing a melody on a piano in a Benson apartment.
A sizeable scary ogre was seen in a mirror in a Benson home; the spirit was solely visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a youthful woman sporting a bloody dress has frequently been made out trying to locate a book beside a parked truck in a Benson parking
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lot at midnight. If you talk to the residents, this ghost could be a celebrated old days dweller of Benson. One thing is for sure, this is a hostile phantom that should be let alone.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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