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A huge lynx can frequently be witnessed observing the surroundings from the pinnacle of Pine Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Mercury can be witnessed repeatedly nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Bennett.
Count Dracula has occasionally been distinguished tossing bricks into the current at Bear Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is occasionally seen performing a song on a harp in a Bennett mobile home.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship can occasionally be noticed in a mirror in a Bennett residence; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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