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These are some lies we made up about Belvidere.
A gargantuan peccary was perceived at Bagley Swamp on a dark night chucking chunks of concrete into the current.
A space alien came into sight searching for someone by Burnt Pocoson.
A huge crocodile was perceived staring at people in a Belvidere building through a door crack.
An enormous warthog was observed in a wild spot in the neighborhood of Belvidere.
The martian mechanic of a UFO was noticed in Merchants Millpond State Park at the ranger station struggling to state something.
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Ghost Sightings From Belvidere
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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