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These are some lies we made up about Belmont.
A gargantuan guinea pig was noticed burying a cadaver by a large rock in Davis Park at night.
Julius Ceasar has repeatedly been perceived performing a melody on a xylophone in a Belmont flat.
A gargantuan camel is frequently spotted in a Belmont school late at night marching the halls.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances watching the landscape from the apex of Berry Mountain at midnight.
A Plateosaurus can regularly be witnessed in a home in the vicinity of Belmont.
A guy having the head of a devil has sometimes been spotted shuffling orbs around at Allen Steam Station Dam Number One at the stroke of midnight. According to the people who live here, this phantom likes scaring foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the calm in Belmont.
A space alien from Pluto has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions floating along Beaverdam Creek
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at midnight.
A gargantuan cougar has repeatedly been perceived appearing scary in a raft on Brinkleys Twin Lakes.
A space alien from outer space is repeatedly distinguished looking for a hat underneath a parked Toyota in a Belmont parking lot very late at night.
One of the three Little Pigs may regularly be witnessed gazing wrathfully
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at the onlooker on a dark night on a lawn in Belmont.
A giant crocodile may be witnessed repeatedly sitting at the dining table in a Belmont mobile home yelling at the viewer to beat it.
A female ablaze, carrying a petroleum tank has occasionally been witnessed flinging pieces of wood in Crowders Mountain State Park quite near the park headquarters. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a farmer having on a hat is every now and then made out riding on a llama by the side of a road close to Belmont. Many people who live here assert this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Belmont.
A massive woodchuck is known to have been made out on numerous instances strolling through a home near Belmont.
Galileo was seen staggering through a Belmont neighborhood churchyard.
A space invader came into view hanging out in an uninhabited villa in Belmont.
The alien
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captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized standing by a desolate highway close to Belmont.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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