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A scary skeleton may every so often be noticed verbalizing into the thin air down by the water at Archbell Point. Scores of people who live here argue this ghost takes pleasure in frightening folks who come looking for ghosts in Belhaven.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been witnessed at Alligator Gut after midnight throwing boulders into the flowing water.
A massive parakeet is regularly observed holding a cranium by Devils Elbow.
A very large wolf has been said to have been distinguished on several instances soaring over Woodstock Savanna around midnight.
A gigantic yak can often be made out at Bible Shore looking.
A shining human shape can be spotted often creeping out of Burbage Gut covered in dirty water late at night. Locals here who have noticed this ghost say this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Belhaven many years ago.
An martian explorer from space is now and then seen before sunrise sprinting after a passing car on a murky highway next to Belhaven.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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