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These are some lies we made up about Bear Creek.
A space alien has occasionally been spotted dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Blood Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A frightening skeleton is occasionally observed in Bray Park after midnight going crazy. According to what the people who live here assert, this ghost loves startling people who have the guts to disturb the quiet in Bear Creek. Any which way, this is an unlikable spirit that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions on a Bear Creek lane after midnight.
An martian vacationer from another planet may every now and then be distinguished by Clapp Pond Dam before dawn staring at the water.
Aladdin has often been perceived gazing at an old man slumbering on a mattress in a building in Bear Creek.
A colossal sloth is frequently observed in a grocery store in the Bear Creek neighborhood.
A huge deer has allegedly been noticed on several occasions trying on a jacket in a Bear Creek building.
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Ghost Sightings From Bear Creek
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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