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These are some lies we made up about Bayboro.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn was perceived late in the night floating down on Alligator Creek.
A space alien from space appeared at the water at Chapel Creek Point appearing creepy.
A gigantic grizzly bear appeared going through trash cans on a Bayboro residential road.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished crawling out of Gum Swamp soaked in filth at midnight.
A massive hartebeest was noticed on a Bayboro lane late at night.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is repeatedly observed hanging in the air like a cloud in Bayboro.
The phantom of a gentleman having half his head absent has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions in a supermarket in the Bayboro area. It has been said that this exact ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Bayboro.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayboro
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Ghost Sightings From Bayboro
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Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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