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These are some lies we made up about Battleboro.
A big frightening monster came into view looking at the landscape at Braswell Lake Dam before sunrise.
A colossal capybara was spotted appearing frightening by the side of a secluded highway near Battleboro after midnight.
Julius Ceasar materialized down near Little Falls before sunrise looking crossly at the watcher.
A space alien from another planet was seen standing by a wild highway close to Battleboro.
An extraterrestrial has often been made out mounted on a motorcycle on a dark road outside Battleboro.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is frequently seen in the center of Beech Branch digging a crack.
An enormous turtle can regularly be perceived in a Battleboro residence.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack holding a big axe may be noticed very frequently striding next to a desolate road in the neighborhood of Battleboro. If you listen to what the locals argue, this ghost is that of a local who existed
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here in Battleboro some time ago.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is every so often noticed emerging in a restroom mirror.
A space invader from another world has been observed on a handful of occasions in Medoc Mountain State Park quite near the ranger station smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Battleboro
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Ghost Sightings From Battleboro
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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