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A shape with a skeleton face wearing murky robes can be witnessed over and over again pacing through a Bath area cemetery.
A colossal ape has from time to time been witnessed at Respess Shore very late at night staring at the waves at the water's edge.
A drifting ghost is every now and then spotted at Archbell Point at midnight looking down into the water. It has been argued that this precise ghost might be a renowned old days inhabitant of Bath.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot can every now and then be witnessed flashing a kerosene lamp in Core Point Shoal late at night. According to the residents, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Bath resident.
A colossal salamander was perceived by Cupler Sloughs startling folks.
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Ghost Sightings From Bath
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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