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An enormous warthog has supposedly been made out on frequent instances in a shoe store in the Bat Cave area.
The phantom of a street bum can often be spotted struggling out of a storm drain on a Bat Cave street around midnight.
Henry VIII may be made out over and over again poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Bat Cave.
A massive leopard has every now and then been observed playing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Bat Cave mobile home.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is occasionally distinguished at Ashley Branch on a dark night flinging stones into the water.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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