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These are some lies we made up about Barnardsville.
An martian voyager from the cosmos was made out up on the apex of Alexander Knob gazing.
An ET from another planet appeared in the center of Alexander Branch attempting to capture something.
A big creepy ghost was observed hovering across the Copperas Mountain in the early morning hours. The watcher panicked and ran off.
A gigantic coyote was distinguished at Woodfin Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the view.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a confederate uniform is repeatedly witnessed in Anderson Gap in the early morning hours calling out names.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnardsville
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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