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An ET from Mars was perceived in a restaurant in the Banner Elk neighborhood.
Goldilocks has repeatedly been spotted crawling out from a storm drain on a Banner Elk street at night.
An ET from another solar system is frequently witnessed performing a tune on a guitar in a Banner Elk trailer.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft can repeatedly be made out by Baird Creek smoking a cigar.
An martian voyager from space can be observed time and again reading a newspaper down next to Buckeye Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic pronghorn is once in a while spotted up on Ash Bearpen Knob trying to find a woman.
A gentleman with no head can sometimes be noticed before dawn checking out Flattop Cliffs. People claim that this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Banner Elk.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has regularly been witnessed at Ash Bear Pen Dam
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at night taking pleasure in the landscape.
The phantom of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his right hand is repeatedly noticed in a Banner Elk secondary school before sunrise marching the halls.
The ghost of an elderly lady grasping a shot gun may frequently be seen attempting to say something on the water's edge of Different Drum Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Banner Elk
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Ghost Sightings From Banner Elk
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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