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An alien from planet Venus is sometimes seen smoking a pipe down by Bird Rock Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head has supposedly been seen on many occasions on a Balsam Grove road on a dark night.
An ET from outer space can sometimes be noticed trying to locate something by Bald Knob Branch.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag bound around her head was spotted crying up on Bald Knob. The ghost spoke about avenging a murder. Folks who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Balsam Grove.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft showed up hovering in the air like a cloud in Balsam Grove.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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