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These are some lies we made up about Balsam.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is frequently made out staring at the view from the summit of Beef Market Top after midnight.
An Anchisaurus has been noticed on a handful of instances flying across Cabin Flats before dawn.
A giant parrot may repeatedly be made out staring through house windows in Balsam late at night.
The phantom of a guy wearing armed forces attire may be distinguished frequently eating a fish in Bald Gap late at night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has now and then been witnessed watching television in a Balsam living room very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Balsam
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Ghost Sightings From Balsam
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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