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The phantom of an aged cleaning lady came into view studying the view from the top of Ben Cox Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost did not mind that there was someone other near.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clad as a maid was distinguished glancing over Bailey Meadows very late at night. The arrival of the onlooker scared the ghost who then vanished.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space was perceived down by the shore at Deer Park Lake howling.
A space invader from another galaxy has repeatedly been seen by Beaver Creek Spruce Pine Supply Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
A space man has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions struggling to capture something down by Falls of Gouges Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young cowboy may often be witnessed sipping fuel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Bakersville. One thing's for guaranteed,
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it's a frightening spirit that you would not want to meet before sunrise.
An extremely large weasel may be made out often walking a German Shepherd at midnight on a shadowy Bakersville avenue.
The phantom of a gold-miner has every so often been spotted before dawn scrutinizing Bearpen Gap in detail. Whichever way, it is in all certainty
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a scary ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
A woman with a fairly translucent body is occasionally perceived in Brad Ragan Memorial Recreation Park after midnight hauling a dead body across the dirt.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has purportedly been noticed on several instances looking furiously at the witness next to the water at Haw Cove.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has repeatedly been made out chucking boulders into the flowing water at Banjo Branch late in the night. In any case, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that should be shunned.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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