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These are some lies we made up about Bailey.
An ET from Saturn is regularly distinguished in Reed Marsh in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to hide a dead body.
A space man from another galaxy can frequently be witnessed in a Bailey area store, staggering the aisles.
The spirit of a guy with half his head not there can be observed frequently staring at the water by Buckhorn Lake Dam before sunrise. Whatever folks utter, it's sure a bloodcurdling spirit that any sane person wouldn't want to run into.
An ET has now and then been spotted seeking a bag in a motor boat on Buckhorn Lake.
A beheaded woman is sometimes spotted consuming a sandwich at midnight by a vending machine in Bailey. One thing's for certain, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of an adolescent girl has purportedly been witnessed on several instances guzzling soda pop by Beaverdam Creek.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft can from time
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to time be made out resting at a coffee table in a Bailey residence smoking a cigar.
A space man from Mars has often been noticed walking through a house in Bailey.
A massive sloth is often noticed riding on a pony by a road near Bailey.
Marco Polo has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions in Cliffs of the Neuse State Park quite near the park headquarters carrying a skull.
An extremely large elk can repeatedly be distinguished at a pay phone in Bailey talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Bailey
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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