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These are some lies we made up about Bahama.
Leonardo da Vinci was perceived spitting at passing cars by the side of a gloomy road close to Bahama.
The spirit of a mail carrier materialized screaming at a shrub in North Carolina State University Forest before sunrise. This particular ghost has been perceived frequently in this place. A lot of local residents claim this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Bahama.
A gargantuan leopard was witnessed mailing a postcard at a Bahama post office.
A man's body with the head of a sheep has repeatedly been perceived digging a cavity at Bollinger Pond Dam on a dark night. Folks here who have noticed this phantom declare this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long gone Bahama local.
A womanly shape is frequently spotted dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Buffalo Creek at midnight. A local resident asserts that this spirit is that of a local resident who existed here in Bahama before the present.
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phantom of a gentleman grasping a sword is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances glancing at the vista from the peak of Red Mountain in the early morning hours. One of the residents determinedly alleges that this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Bahama.
A space invader may often be noticed drinking milk on the shore of Lake Michie.
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Ghost Sightings From Bahama
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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