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These are some lies we made up about Badin.
An extremely large bunny can occasionally be made out washing a blood-covered jacket in Great Falls late at night.
The spirit of a young-looking lady drenched in blood was seen looking at the landscape at Badin Dam at night. The bystander escaped after she saw the spirit.
The phantom of an elderly hag showed up speaking into the thin air down at the waterfront at Badin Lake. When the viewer came into sight the ghost escaped. Anyway, it certainly is a scary ghost that is better not disturbed.
An alien from another world was noticed near Morrow Mountain State Park searching for a person.
A woman's body having an animal's head emerged on the apex of one of the heights in the Uwharrie Mountains at the stroke of midnight sniveling. The ghost spoke about revenging a murder.
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Ghost Sightings From Badin
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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