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The spirit of a young cowboy has often been seen at Betty Branch very late at night throwing chunks of concrete into the current.
A bloodcurdling being is frequently spotted looking over Big Pond Swamp very late at night. Whatever people say, it is certainly a bloodcurdling spirit that should be shunned.
A gargantuan pronghorn is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions staring at folks in an Autryville apartment through a door crack.
A space alien may often be seen calling out people's names at Laurel Lake Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a car mechanic can be made out over and over again looking terrifying by The Pocosin.
An alien tourist from outer space has sometimes been distinguished in a wild spot outside Autryville.
The spirit of a man sporting a sheriff outfit is now and then witnessed mailing a box at an Autryville post office. Several of the folks who live here argue this phantom gets pleasure from terrifying folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Autryville.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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