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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A space alien from space emerged looking across Beacham Savanna after midnight.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her ears was noticed at T G Clay Pond Dam Number Three very late at night gazing angrily at the witness. When perceived the phantom came within reach of the viewer who then escaped.
The ghost of a strapped up lady was observed beside the water at Bear Grass Point shouting at the witness to stay away. This exact phantom has been spotted very often in this spot. One of the folks who live here firmly argues that this spirit likes terrifying foolish people who have the guts to disturb the silence in Aurora. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer was seen going nuts by Huddy Gut.
A female with the head of a goblin has often been spotted heaving pebbles into the current at Alligator Gut before dawn. A number of of the people here argue this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Aurora some time ago.
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Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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