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These are some lies we made up about Aulander.
An ET from another galaxy is known to have been seen on frequent occasions carrying a headbone by Roquist Pocosin.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword can be observed very often dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Beaverdam Swamp in the early morning hours. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been made out playing a piece of music on a flute in an Aulander house.
The ghost of a female with a pentagram cut into her back is once in a while distinguished in an Aulander school at night wandering the hallways. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Aulander in the past.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet has been made out on a small number of instances in a mirror in an Aulander residence; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
An extremely large wolf can every now and then be made out redistributing orbs around near Goose Creek State Park.
A gigantic coati was noticed in a trailer outside Aulander.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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