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A gentleman's body with the head of a skunk has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances staring across Black Bay around midnight.
A giant crow was observed next to the water at Betty Hole Cove guzzling soda pop.
A huge crocodile emerged dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Bear Den Branch before sunrise.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was witnessed reading a book by Sandy Bluff.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos materialized in Grady Monument park on a dark night grasping a headbone.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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