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These are some lies we made up about Asheboro.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can every so often be seen drifting down Bell Branch before dawn.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object has frequently been perceived at midnight following a passing Honda on a murky road in the neighborhood of Asheboro.
A space man from Mars is often noticed trimming bushes in the back yard of a mobile home in Asheboro.
The ghost of a female having half her head absent has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions by a woman hiking along a trail close to Asheboro.
An ET from space may repeatedly be noticed taking pleasure in the view at Auman Lake Dam at night.
A space alien can be observed time and again downing root beer up on the pinnacle of Back Creek Mountain.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting shadowy robes has occasionally been observed taking a rest on a bench in a flat in Asheboro. Some of the residents say this ghost is the stressed soul of
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a long forgotten Asheboro person who lived here. One thing is for certain, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that is rather not interrupted.
A very large mountain goat is occasionally made out in Birkhead Mountains Wilderness on a dark night pulling a dead body over rocks.
A woman with a sword in her head has purportedly been seen
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on one or two instances reading a book beside a streetlamp in Asheboro.
An alien traveler from space may occasionally be seen seeking a man in Morrow Mountain State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A space alien from deep space was observed striding from residence to residence before dawn on an Asheboro road.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter came into sight taking a rest at a coffee table in an Asheboro mobile home. The ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the viewers. If you listen to the residents, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Asheboro some time ago.
Julius Ceasar was noticed staring at people in an Asheboro apartment through a keyhole.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship appeared in a deserted place right next door to Asheboro.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a large axe was distinguished trying to get cars to stop alongside a shady road near Asheboro. The spirit waved to the viewer.
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extremely large mynah bird has frequently been seen posting a container at an Asheboro post office.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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