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These are some lies we made up about Ash.
An alien has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions in Waccamaw Township District Park late at night concealing a body by a big rock.
A dinosaur may every now and then be spotted staring down into the water at Big Neck in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly noticed throwing boulders in the middle of Bay Branch.
An alien from planet Saturn is known to have been seen on a handful of instances hollowing out a crack up on the pinnacle of Myrtle Head.
A space alien from outer space can be seen often marching along a wild highway in close proximity to Ash.
A massive chinchilla has from time to time been distinguished downing blood from a beaker by Alligator Bay.
A space man is occasionally observed after midnight soaring across Ludlum Pasture.
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Ghost Sightings From Ash
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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