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A gigantic lemur emerged pulling up weeds in the back yard of a trailer in Arden.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was distinguished by an old man fishing by a lake near Arden.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object was noticed taking a rest on a bench in a flat in Arden.
The phantom of a young female with a line around her neck has repeatedly been distinguished gazing up on the pinnacle of Baldwin Gap.
A minotaur is frequently made out at midnight soaring across Merril Cove.
An alien from Venus may frequently be perceived tossing bricks into Bass Pond at midnight.
An unbelievably frightening ghost may be made out very often floating along Ashley Branch at midnight.
An alien from outer space has every so often been made out at The Lagoon before dawn looking down into the water.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object is from time to time distinguished by Sandy Bottom moving orbs about.
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enormous mandrill has allegedly been perceived on many instances appearing chilling beside a streetlight in Arden.
A gargantuan giraffe can every now and then be made out in Baldwin Cove before dawn gazing irritably at the observer.
The ghost of an aged lady holding a firearm has frequently been spotted yelling at the bystander to be
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off at Beech Lake Dam late at night. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Arden a long time ago. No matter what, it certainly is a frightening ghost that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
A big bloodcurdling dragon has been said to have been made out on one or two occasions pacing from trailer to trailer at midnight on an Arden lane.
An enormous bighorn can regularly be seen hurling chunks of concrete in Blue Ridge Parkway at the ranger station.
An alien traveler from the cosmos can be witnessed very often browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Arden residence late in the night.
An ET from Saturn has once in a while been distinguished gazing at folks in an Arden residence through a peephole.
An ET from another world is now and then made out in Mount Mitchell State Park near the park headquarters burning a glove.
Napoleon Bonaparte has supposedly been seen on a few instances in a desolate place in the vicinity of
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Ghost Sightings From Arden
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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