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These are some lies we made up about Arapahoe.
The ghost of a mailman can be made out often flinging pebbles into the stream at Alligator Gut around midnight.
An alien from planet Jupiter has now and then been seen pointing at the eye witness in Cahooque Creek Recreation Site late at night.
A very large weasel is every so often observed gazing at the waves by the waterfront at Kennel Beach late in the night.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions at Carraway Bay before sunrise looking down into the water.
A huge wombat may every so often be seen by Alligator Gut tossing stones.
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Ghost Sightings From Arapahoe
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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