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An martian traveler from another galaxy was distinguished facing the onlooker in Fred G Bond Metro Park on a dark night.
An alien from planet Pluto was seen in a phone booth in Apex making a telephone call.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head is frequently witnessed tossing chunks of concrete next to a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Apex on a dark night.
A fairly rotten human cadaver may often be distinguished staring at the water by Akins Pond Number One Dam around midnight. It's been claimed that this specific phantom may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Apex long ago.
An ET from another planet can be observed very frequently standing by a secluded road next to Apex.
A space invader has sometimes been distinguished drifting by on Bachelor Branch late at night.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship is now and then spotted throwing pieces of wood into Silver Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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very large goat has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions traveling on a moped on a shady road in the neighborhood of Apex.
An extremely large guanaco may every now and then be observed in an Apex home.
A lady burning, gripping a fuel tank has repeatedly been perceived striding by a desolate road near Apex. According to
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what the people who live here claim, this phantom may very well be a celebrated old days dweller of Apex.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot is regularly distinguished hauling a human cranium in Eno River State Park at the ranger station. One thing is for certain, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions seated on a sofa in a building outside Apex.
A very large hamster may regularly be spotted on a dark night following a passing truck on a gloomy highway close to Apex.
A lady with a green face may be noticed over and over again pulling up weeds in the back yard of a flat in Apex. In any case, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into before dawn.
A very large hog has sometimes been noticed taking a rest in a chair in a home in Apex.
A gigantic impala is every so often observed staggering from apartment to apartment late in the
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Ghost Sightings From Apex
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Ghost Sightings From Apex
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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