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A space alien from planet Mercury has regularly been witnessed at Chesterfield Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise pushing orbs about.
A space man from another planet is rumored to have been distinguished on several instances calling out people's names in Kenneth Creek.
A massive horse may often be spotted walking a Rottweiler before sunrise on a shadowy Angier residential street.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human inside may be witnessed repeatedly in Clayton Field before dawn concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock. Regardless of what folks say, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
Aladdin has every so often been distinguished staring through mobile home windows in Angier at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous warthog is every so often witnessed watching television in an Angier living room in the early morning hours.
Plato is rumored to have been seen on several occasions on an Angier
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lane before sunrise.
A colossal rabbit can now and then be noticed hovering in the air like a blimp in Angier.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has often been perceived gazing at a lady snoozing in a bed in a residence in Angier.
A cyclop is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions in a store in the Angier
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area.
A partially transparent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a fishing boat can often be noticed talking into the night near the entrance to Eno River State Park. Nonetheless, it's a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a confederate uniform may be distinguished time and again ascending out of a drain hole on an Angier road late at night. In any event, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous bear has once in a while been noticed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Angier.
An martian tourist from outer space is every now and then witnessed in an Angier school at midnight marching the corridors.
A space invader from another planet has been noticed on a few occasions in a mirror in an Angier apartment; the spirit was solely visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a bound up man may occasionally be perceived trying to locate a book beside a parked Buick in an
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Angier parking lot at night. A resident argues that this ghost likes scaring foolhardy folks who are brave enough to disturb the quiet in Angier.
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Ghost Sightings From Angier
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Ghost Sightings From Angier
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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