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These are some lies we made up about Andrews.
An ET from space is regularly noticed in a deserted location near Andrews.
A space invader can regularly be noticed chatting into the air in Ash Cove late at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space can be witnessed very frequently drinking water from Kennedy Falls very late at night.
A gargantuan basilisk is once in a while perceived gripping a skull up on the pinnacle of Beal Knob.
The phantom of a pregnant lady has been said to have been made out on a few instances late at night conducting a lead visit of Mule Flats Bend to a troop of ghosts.
A beheaded gentleman can once in a while be noticed around midnight gazing over Chestnut Flats. Some of the locals declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Andrews some time ago. Whatever people exclaim, this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across before sunrise.
An alien from deep space has often been
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observed sending an envelope at an Andrews post office.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is repeatedly seen at Aaron Creek very late at night heaving pebbles into the water.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions swallowing regular from a gas pump at a fuel station in Andrews.
A gargantuan bunny may repeatedly be noticed at Wood Lake Dam before sunrise reflecting.
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Ghost Sightings From Andrews
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Ghost Sightings From Andrews
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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