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These are some lies we made up about Altamahaw.
A space invader from another solar system has purportedly been made out on one or two instances moving orbs about in the middle of Benton Branch.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can often be made out gazing at the water by Buckhorn Lake Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of an eight feet huge person can be witnessed repeatedly turning toward the eye witness next to the water's edge at Lake Burlington. A local says that this spirit may perhaps be a recognized past resident of Altamahaw.
A sizeable menacing ogre is sometimes seen sitting in a chair in a trailer close to Altamahaw.
A space man from Mars is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions in Robinson Park at the stroke of midnight screaming at the eye witness to disappear.
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Ghost Sightings From Altamahaw
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Ghost Sightings From Altamahaw
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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