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These are some lies we made up about Alexis.
A Brachiosaurus has occasionally been observed contemplating up on the apex of Reese Mountain.
A huge jackal is every so often made out in Stanley Park late in the night burying a body by a big rock.
An alien voyager from another planet is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances on the shore of Catfish Lake rearranging orbs around.
The ghost of a bum has often been made out in a hardware store in the Alexis neighborhood. It has been asserted that this specific ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Alexis long ago.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is frequently observed at Carpenters Lake Dam late at night gazing wrathfully at the eye witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexis
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Ghost Sightings From Alexis
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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