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These are some lies we made up about Alexander.
A massive coati has occasionally been made out glugging down water from Blackwell Spring at midnight.
The ghost of an awfully scorched woman is every so often perceived in an Alexander residence.
The ghost of a man with names etched into his back may now and then be distinguished facing the eye witness by Bailey Bend. Either way, this is an unlikable ghost that is better not disrupted.
A giant coyote has repeatedly been distinguished staring angrily at the viewer in the center of Allman Branch.
The phantom of a train driver is frequently noticed wandering by the side of a desolate highway right next door to Alexander. If you listen to the residents, this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Alexander. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before dawn.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer may regularly be spotted up on Baird Mountain excavating an opening.
A lady with no head has once in a while been observed becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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