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These are some lies we made up about Albertson.
Johann Sebastian Bach showed up floating along Beaverdam Branch on a dark night.
A young-looking girl sporting a bloody wedding dress was seen struggling to grasp something down next to the water at Hussey Pond. Being frightened by the bystanders the ghost withdrew into the night. Regardless of what people state, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be steered clear of.
A guy having a knife in his head has often been spotted shining a flash light beside a deserted highway close to Albertson after midnight. Anyway, it's a creepy phantom that is rather not upset.
An martian voyager from the cosmos is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions soaring across Huckleberry Pond on a dark night.
A huge hedgehog may frequently be observed taking in the scenery at Davis Millpond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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