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A huge opossum is regularly made out watching movies in an Albemarle living room in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another galaxy is known to have been made out on one or two occasions searching through trash container on an Albemarle residential street.
The phantom of a strapped up guy may frequently be made out suspended in the air like a cloud in Albemarle. One thing's for certain, it's a scary spirit that should be left alone.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer may be noticed frequently staring at a person sleeping in an armchair in a house in Albemarle.
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Ghost Sightings From Albemarle
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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