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An ET from another solar system has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
A space alien may every now and then be observed at Albemarle City Lake Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the panorama.
An alien traveler from another planet has regularly been noticed seated in a chair in a trailer close to Albemarle.
An alien from deep space is repeatedly observed in Carolina Avenue Park in the early morning hours before sunrise appearing bloodcurdling.
The armor of a medieval knight with no person inside is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions by Coley Branch gazing wrathfully at the watcher. One of the people who live here decisively argues that this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Albemarle.
The phantom of a woman with a sack tied around her head may frequently be witnessed in the rear seat of a truck by the driver catching
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a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An ET can be witnessed very frequently watering plants in the back yard of an apartment in Albemarle.
A colossal mandrill has every now and then been witnessed sitting on a stool in a home in Albemarle.
An extremely large giraffe is known to have been made out on one or
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two instances wandering from home to home late in the night on an Albemarle lane.
A sizeable creepy beast may every now and then be distinguished near the entrance to Morrow Mountain State Park piling boulders.
A half transparent man dressed as the skipper of a craft was distinguished relaxing at a coffee table in an Albemarle apartment. This ghost is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been frequent additional reports of this specific ghost. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a chilling spirit that any wise person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An extremely large budgerigar came into view in a secluded neighborhood right next door to Albemarle.
An alien explorer from another world was perceived spitting at passing cars by the side of a dark road close to Albemarle.
A space man from Jupiter was distinguished sending a postcard at an Albemarle post office.
A huge vicuna was observed chatting into the night as if someone else was near.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman having on a confederate
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uniform has regularly been noticed peeping through house windows in Albemarle after midnight. Some of the people here claim this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Albemarle local person. No matter what people state, this is an unlikable spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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