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A space invader from Saturn is repeatedly spotted in Ahoskie Swamp late in the night trying to dump a body.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can repeatedly be distinguished dragging a body from the cold water of Ahoskie Creek after midnight.
The ghost of a badly burned lady has once in a while been witnessed searching for a picture under a parked Ford in an Ahoskie parking lot at night. No matter what, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to meet after midnight.
A gargantuan leopard is occasionally distinguished in Merchants Millpond State Park outside the park headquarters trying to utter something.
A space invader has been witnessed on several instances in an Ahoskie area hardware store, walking the aisles.
An alien traveler from space has regularly been witnessed terrifying folks after midnight on a park bench in Ahoskie.
A space invader from Saturn is often witnessed staggering through a house
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in Ahoskie.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has been spotted on many occasions traveling on a llama next to a highway close to Ahoskie.
The ghost of a gentleman with a pentagram cut into his nose can be seen frequently at a coin operated phone in Ahoskie using the telephone.
A sasquatch has every now and then been made out
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pacing through an Ahoskie vicinity cemetery.
The ghost of the driver of a train is every now and then perceived tossing chunks of concrete next to a desolate road near Ahoskie late in the night.
A gigantic finch has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions staying in a vacant dwelling in Ahoskie.
A large terrifying beast can every so often be witnessed standing by a desolate road right next door to Ahoskie.
A giant squirrel was noticed traveling on a moped on a shady road next to Ahoskie.
The phantom of a gravely mangled huntsman dragging a dead moose showed up in an Ahoskie apartment. This exact ghost has been spotted very frequently in this area.
An extremely large guinea pig was spotted becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft materialized seated in a beanbag in a mobile home in the vicinity of Ahoskie.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a rope around her neck was spotted after midnight rushing after a passing Chrysler on a dark highway in
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close proximity to Ahoskie. There have been other descriptions on the subject of this ghost in the area. Folks who have perceived this ghost assert this ghost may very well be a well-known past local of Ahoskie. Regardless of what folks say, this ghost sure is creepy; one that any rational person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Ahoskie
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Ghost Sightings From Ahoskie
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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